What happens if?

69 questions, each labelled by how confident the answer actually is — 23 established, 37 extrapolated, 9 speculative. That label is the point: these questions mix computable physics with genuine guesswork, and treating them alike would be dishonest.

Things widely believed that are wrong

• Everyone jumping at once does essentially nothing. Humanity is roughly one part in ten trillion of Earth’s mass.
• Swallowed gum passes through in a day or two. It does not stay in you for seven years.
• Cracking your knuckles does not cause arthritis. One doctor cracked only his left hand for sixty years and found no difference.
• Losing all bees would be serious but not civilisation-ending — most staple calories come from wind-pollinated grasses.

Your body

• What happens if you stop eating sugar? Blood glucose steadies within days and dental risk drops immediately; most other changes come from eating fewer calories overall.
• What happens if you stop drinking alcohol? Sleep and liver markers improve within weeks, and blood pressure typically falls — but heavy drinkers must not stop abruptly without medical advice.
• What happens if you stop smoking? Carbon monoxide clears within a day, lung function improves within months, and heart disease risk halves within a year.
• What happens if you stop eating meat? Fibre intake usually rises and saturated fat falls — but vitamin B12 has to come from somewhere, and it is not plants.
• What happens if you crack your knuckles every day? Nothing much. It does not cause arthritis — a doctor tested it by cracking one hand only for 60 years.
• What happens if you swallow gum? It passes through in a day or two. The seven-years story is entirely false.
• What happens if you stop drinking coffee? A withdrawal headache for two to nine days, then nothing — caffeine tolerance resets in about a week or two.
• Do you really need eight glasses of water a day? No. Total fluid needs are met by all drinks and food, and thirst is a reliable guide for most people.
• What happens if you only drink water? Mostly it removes liquid calories — the average person drinking only water cuts several hundred calories a day without noticing.
• What happens if you stop exercising? Aerobic fitness starts falling within about two weeks; strength holds up considerably longer.
• What happens if you hold your breath for too long? You cannot hold it until you die — the reflex takes over, and consciousness ends any voluntary effort long before that.
• What happens if you never brush your teeth? Plaque hardens into tartar within days, gums inflame within weeks, and teeth are lost over years.
• What happens if you only eat one food? You develop whatever deficiency that food lacks — and every single food lacks something.
• What happens if you stop eating salt? Blood pressure usually falls, which is the point — but sodium is essential, and zero is not the target.
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The Earth

• What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning? Everything not bolted down would keep moving east at up to 465 metres per second, and the oceans would migrate to the poles.
• What would happen if the Sun went out? Eight minutes and twenty seconds of normality, then permanent night — and surface temperatures below freezing within a week.
• What would happen if the Earth lost the Moon? Tides would drop to about a third, nights would be dark, and Earth's axial tilt would eventually wander.
• What would happen if all the ice on Earth melted? Sea level would rise by about 70 metres, redrawing every coastline on the planet.
• What would happen if all the bees died? Serious, expensive and not civilisation-ending — most staple calories come from wind-pollinated grasses.
• What would happen if the Earth's magnetic field flipped? It has flipped hundreds of times already, most recently 780,000 years ago, with no mass extinction attached.
• What would happen if all the trees disappeared? A carbon and water-cycle catastrophe — but not suffocation, because most oxygen production is marine and the atmosphere holds a huge reserve.
• What would happen if the Earth spun twice as fast? A twelve-hour day, more violent weather, and everyone at the equator about 1.4 per cent lighter.
• What would happen if the Moon were closer to Earth? Tides scale as the inverse cube of distance — at half the distance they would be eight times larger.
• What would happen if all the volcanoes erupted at once? Sulphate aerosols would cool the planet for years, then the released carbon dioxide would warm it for millennia.
• What would happen if the ocean currents stopped? North-west Europe would cool sharply while the tropics warmed — the ocean moves as much heat poleward as the atmosphere does.
• What would happen if all the insects died? Far worse than losing bees — decomposition, pollination and the base of most terrestrial food webs would fail together.
• What would happen if the Amazon rainforest burned? It holds well over a hundred gigatonnes of carbon and generates much of its own rainfall — losing it would change climate far beyond South America.
• What would happen if all the bacteria disappeared? Complex life would end within years — nitrogen fixation, decomposition and digestion all run on bacteria.
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Physics

• What would happen if an asteroid hit the Earth? It depends enormously on size — most burn up, a 20-metre one broke windows across a city, and a 10-kilometre one ended the dinosaurs.
• What would happen if gravity disappeared? The Earth itself would come apart — gravity is the only thing holding a planet together.
• What would happen if the Sun became a black hole? Earth's orbit would not change at all — the mass would be the same. It would simply go dark and cold.
• What would happen if you fell into a black hole? Into a small one, tidal forces would stretch you apart before you arrived; into a supermassive one, you would cross the horizon without noticing.
• What would happen if you fell into a hole through the Earth? You would oscillate from one side to the other and back, with a one-way trip of about 38 minutes.
• What would happen if you travelled at the speed of light? You cannot — accelerating any mass to light speed requires infinite energy. Approaching it, time dilates dramatically.
• What would happen if gravity doubled? You would weigh twice as much, most tall structures would need rebuilding, and no bird larger than a sparrow could fly.
• What would happen if you were shrunk to the size of an ant? The square-cube law would break you: you would freeze, suffocate, and be unable to drink from a surface of water.
• What would happen if the speed of light were slower? Chemistry, nuclear fusion and the mass-energy relationship would all change — stars would not work as they do.
• What would happen if a gamma-ray burst hit the Earth? A nearby one aimed at us would strip a large fraction of the ozone layer within seconds, with the damage arriving as ultraviolet over the following years.

Society

• What would happen if everyone stopped having children? Schools would empty within a decade, the workforce would begin shrinking in about twenty years, and the last human would die in roughly a century.
• What would happen if everyone stopped eating meat? A large drop in agricultural emissions and land use, offset by disruption to a billion livelihoods and some regions with no alternative.
• What would happen if antibiotics stopped working? Routine surgery, chemotherapy and childbirth would all become far more dangerous — this is already happening slowly.
• What would happen if all jobs were automated? The production problem would be solved and the distribution problem would not — nobody has demonstrated the second half.
• What would happen if half the world's population disappeared? Not abundance — the collapse of specialised supply chains, because modern systems need specific people rather than a certain number of them.
• What would happen if the world's population doubled overnight? Food is the binding constraint — global production feeds around 8 billion, and doubling demand cannot be met from existing stocks.
• What would happen if everyone lived to 150? It depends entirely on whether those are healthy years — extended lifespan without extended healthspan makes almost everything worse.
• What would happen if everyone worked a four-day week? Trials generally show output holding steady with better wellbeing — but the results come from office work, not from hospitals or factories.
• What would happen if everyone drove an electric car? Urban air quality would improve immediately; the grid would need roughly a quarter more electricity, and mining demand would rise sharply.
• What would happen if everyone spoke the same language? Trade and science would get modestly easier, and roughly seven thousand languages worth of knowledge would be lost.
• What would happen if nobody paid taxes? Everything funded collectively stops — roads, courts, defence, schools, health systems and pensions — within weeks to months.
• What would happen if all borders opened? Economic models suggest a very large rise in global output, and nobody can model the political response, which is the part that would decide it.

Everyday systems

• What would happen if everyone on Earth jumped at the same time? Essentially nothing. All of humanity together is about one ten-trillionth of Earth's mass.
• What would happen if the internet went down? Payments fail first, then logistics — most physical supply chains now depend on network connectivity rather than the other way round.
• What would happen if all the power went out worldwide? Water supply is the first life-critical failure — most tap water is pumped, and pumping stops when the grid does.
• How much space would it take for everyone on Earth to stand in one place? About 2,000 square kilometres — smaller than Luxembourg, and less than twice the area of Los Angeles.
• What would happen if GPS stopped working? Timing, not navigation, is the real dependency — mobile networks, power grids and financial systems all use GPS clocks.
• What would happen if money stopped existing? Trade would collapse to what barter can support, and something money-like would be reinvented within weeks.
• What would happen if all the satellites stopped working? Weather forecasting would lose most of its accuracy beyond a day or two, along with navigation, timing and most long-range communications.
• What would happen if all refrigeration stopped? Food waste would rise enormously and the vaccine cold chain would fail — refrigeration is a public health system, not a convenience.
• What would happen if the water supply stopped? Three days for drinking, but sanitation fails first — waterborne disease is what historically kills people in a water outage.
• What would happen if all digital data was lost? Ownership would be the deepest problem — land registries, bank balances and medical records exist almost entirely as data.